Star Wars: Galaxies, the game everyone thought had died a merciful death after Raph Koster killed it (nah, kidding. Love ya, Raph! Call me!), has just announced an expansion. It contains a new feature that I’m sure will bring people back into the game in droves:

Zombies.

Yes, zombies. Someone at Sony figured that the success of games like Left 4 Dead and upcoming movies like Zombieland was enough reason to continuously sodomize our collective childhood. But you can’t blame them, entirely. After all, they are basing this off of a book by Joe Schreiber, who, up to this point, was giving hand jobs to homeless guys in Fargo, North Dakota for enough money to buy a weekly can of Orange Crush. Or not.  Just kidding, Joe.  Please don’t call me any more.